<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212</id><updated>2012-02-16T12:05:16.715-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Uhul, Pires.</title><subtitle type='html'>Trechos cotidianos de uma vida de aventuras. NOT!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Vinicius Pires</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13873390529417173220</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DBwvHiHN96o/TGnLqbd0urI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ij8gFWLrbrE/S220/AIbEiAIAAABDCNzhieOKvfLwdiILdmNhcmRfcGhvdG8qKDdmNGVmZTViMGJjMzQ1Yzk0NGVhODA3NmFhNTUzMmQyOWEzMTAzZjIwARwpqbZYkeSBqgwGh-fZtu2J2SNk%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212.post-9034502794252801406</id><published>2011-04-08T15:27:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2011-04-08T15:29:29.195-03:00</updated><title type='text'>OMG! WHAT'S THAT?</title><summary type='text'>David...



After dentist...



Looked through the window and...




        Wait... What's that?


OMG! IT'S BUBBLE GIRL!

Uhul, Pires.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/feeds/9034502794252801406/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2011/04/omg-whats-that.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/9034502794252801406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/9034502794252801406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2011/04/omg-whats-that.html' title='OMG! WHAT&apos;S THAT?'/><author><name>Vinicius Pires</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13873390529417173220</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DBwvHiHN96o/TGnLqbd0urI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ij8gFWLrbrE/S220/AIbEiAIAAABDCNzhieOKvfLwdiILdmNhcmRfcGhvdG8qKDdmNGVmZTViMGJjMzQ1Yzk0NGVhODA3NmFhNTUzMmQyOWEzMTAzZjIwARwpqbZYkeSBqgwGh-fZtu2J2SNk%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xkXtuEzewjs/TZ9TA4K550I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/wfP56R5uq9I/s72-c/Menina-Bola-Sabao-08.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212.post-2829988270698237636</id><published>2011-03-03T21:14:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2011-03-03T21:14:40.409-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Banheiro Troll.</title><summary type='text'>Imagine você, cara normal, que vive vendo anúncios em sites pornô de 'métodos para aumentar seu tênis', ou 'saiba o segredo dos atores pornô' e os mais apelativos do tipo 'tamanho é documento', acaba de trabalhar o dia inteiro, quase convicto de que é um bom partido para as mulheres, quando entra no banheiro e...





















É de rachar o coração de qualquer rapaz :'(

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/feeds/2829988270698237636/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2011/03/banheiro-troll.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/2829988270698237636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/2829988270698237636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2011/03/banheiro-troll.html' title='Banheiro Troll.'/><author><name>Vinicius Pires</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13873390529417173220</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DBwvHiHN96o/TGnLqbd0urI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ij8gFWLrbrE/S220/AIbEiAIAAABDCNzhieOKvfLwdiILdmNhcmRfcGhvdG8qKDdmNGVmZTViMGJjMzQ1Yzk0NGVhODA3NmFhNTUzMmQyOWEzMTAzZjIwARwpqbZYkeSBqgwGh-fZtu2J2SNk%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-zbDwbWozjyc/TXAr7MNM65I/AAAAAAAAAEA/rO_Dxy6_UVc/s72-c/1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212.post-1167078029535826976</id><published>2011-02-27T21:59:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2011-02-27T22:10:13.680-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Noite do Meme com Amanda</title><summary type='text'>Estava eu de férias em casa, fazendo o que eu sei fazer de melhor (por assim estar sempre fazendo), nada.
Foi quando conversando com a Amanda pelo chat do Facebook descobri o site memegenerator.net.

Depois disso, ficamos até 2h da manhã compartilhando as nossas mongolices.
Pra quem não conhece, no MemeGenerator, você tem as fotos prontas e faz os diálogos você mesmo.
É um bom divertimento para </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/feeds/1167078029535826976/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2011/02/noite-do-meme-com-amanda.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/1167078029535826976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/1167078029535826976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2011/02/noite-do-meme-com-amanda.html' title='Noite do Meme com Amanda'/><author><name>Vinicius Pires</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13873390529417173220</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DBwvHiHN96o/TGnLqbd0urI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ij8gFWLrbrE/S220/AIbEiAIAAABDCNzhieOKvfLwdiILdmNhcmRfcGhvdG8qKDdmNGVmZTViMGJjMzQ1Yzk0NGVhODA3NmFhNTUzMmQyOWEzMTAzZjIwARwpqbZYkeSBqgwGh-fZtu2J2SNk%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-2BjmP48hnxY/TWrw5fg-DGI/AAAAAAAAADI/cK7I3CBREco/s72-c/Ei-Amanda-Conhece-o-Meme-generator-Nunca-ouvi-falar.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212.post-4039408103490967332</id><published>2010-10-05T10:15:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2010-10-05T10:15:01.746-03:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Gonna Kick your ROLL!</title><summary type='text'>



























I'm Gonna KICK YOUR ROLL!





Uhul, Pires.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/feeds/4039408103490967332/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2010/10/im-gonna-kick-your-roll.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/4039408103490967332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/4039408103490967332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2010/10/im-gonna-kick-your-roll.html' title='I&apos;m Gonna Kick your ROLL!'/><author><name>Vinicius Pires</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13873390529417173220</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DBwvHiHN96o/TGnLqbd0urI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ij8gFWLrbrE/S220/AIbEiAIAAABDCNzhieOKvfLwdiILdmNhcmRfcGhvdG8qKDdmNGVmZTViMGJjMzQ1Yzk0NGVhODA3NmFhNTUzMmQyOWEzMTAzZjIwARwpqbZYkeSBqgwGh-fZtu2J2SNk%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DBwvHiHN96o/TKshjlkbUrI/AAAAAAAAABI/j1mIrnspKig/s72-c/roll+(1).JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212.post-3297394331183573802</id><published>2010-09-27T12:43:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2010-09-27T12:43:30.974-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Diário do Cardápio Randômico de um Faminto</title><summary type='text'>Ainda tenho que postar sobre uma grande merda que aconteceu em Juiz de Fora (como previsto no post anterior), mas me sinto obrigado a postar uma das maiores aleatoriedades gastronômicas que me ocorreu, tipo de coisa que eu provavelmente deveria comentar é no Twitter (como fiz). Mas sabe como é... 140 caracteres não dão a ênfase que você queria causar.


O que aconteceu foi o seguinte:
No meu </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/feeds/3297394331183573802/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2010/09/diario-do-cardapio-randomico-de-um.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/3297394331183573802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/3297394331183573802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2010/09/diario-do-cardapio-randomico-de-um.html' title='Diário do Cardápio Randômico de um Faminto'/><author><name>Vinicius Pires</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13873390529417173220</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DBwvHiHN96o/TGnLqbd0urI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ij8gFWLrbrE/S220/AIbEiAIAAABDCNzhieOKvfLwdiILdmNhcmRfcGhvdG8qKDdmNGVmZTViMGJjMzQ1Yzk0NGVhODA3NmFhNTUzMmQyOWEzMTAzZjIwARwpqbZYkeSBqgwGh-fZtu2J2SNk%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DBwvHiHN96o/TJuVQ35qdHI/AAAAAAAAAA4/YCSCiAvgUWE/s72-c/final_fantasy_096800.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212.post-1810181477277092953</id><published>2010-09-03T15:08:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2010-09-03T15:08:37.927-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Piercing Pires: Fucking Labret 666 do mal deserdado do Inferno filho de Belzebu</title><summary type='text'>(antes de começar o post vou abrir um parênteses (começou cedo!) para dizer que hoje vou viajar para Juiz de Fora para ver o Almeida (Almeeeeeidaaaaaaa!), o que já tem uma história para contar (vide próximo post), e que, me conhecendo bem com conheço, com certeza vai acontecer mais algo surpreendentemente idiota na minha vida quando estiver por lá! Risos. Lamentação. Suicídio. (mentira))

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Parece uma péssima frase.
E é mesmo.

Afinal, geralmente as pessoas tendem a evitar que a merda aconteça, mesmo que suas responsabilidades sejam apenas lavar o carro de seus pais, ou então fazer uma certa prova de uma matéria que nada se entende...

Você (sábio leitor), ciente que nada sabe de uma certa matéria, geralmente se esforça para </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/feeds/8948314858613285498/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2010/08/narcolepsia-sanitaria.html#comment-form' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/8948314858613285498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3742839378125976212/posts/default/8948314858613285498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uhulpires.blogspot.com/2010/08/narcolepsia-sanitaria.html' title='Narcolepsia Sanitária'/><author><name>Verano</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13504535518664719590</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z7EH1xsrdYY/TopnF1XlUKI/AAAAAAAAAIE/RlEoC2AUeKI/s220/DSC_1454.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EAkbeigU_bQ/TGSGXwbZZPI/AAAAAAAAAFo/mTpbQ60OYTA/s72-c/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212.post-7295937162916117259</id><published>2010-07-22T13:58:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2010-07-26T12:40:58.047-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Preso na Empresa</title><summary type='text'>Em mais uma de minhas odisséias diárias, me encontro trabalhando em meu trabalho (o que não é um pleonasmo, pois às vezes acabo levando trabalho pra casa), enquanto sinto uma leve monotonia de segunda-feira, somada ao fato de ser dia de jogo do Brasil na Copa, e lá estou eu, com a missão de inserir um pouco mais de 800 registros de contatos no banco da agenda da Empresa em que trabalho, que em 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z7EH1xsrdYY/TopnF1XlUKI/AAAAAAAAAIE/RlEoC2AUeKI/s220/DSC_1454.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EAkbeigU_bQ/TEnOyd1aFpI/AAAAAAAAAD0/S_aZV2uGXFU/s72-c/castigods.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3742839378125976212.post-3484020663983274044</id><published>2010-06-15T11:14:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2010-06-15T13:22:23.057-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdi minha oportunidade perdida</title><summary type='text'>Começando a primeira postagem do blog mais emocionante de toda a net.Escrito por mim (Pires), o blog foi criado com a idéia que tiveram Guilherme e Lucas de criar um blog apenas baseado no quanto meus 'causos' são interessantes, e o quanto eles seguram as pessoas na conversa, pois todos querem saber o final (ironia).Prepare-se para longas e emociontes histórias de aventuras que você nem </summary><link 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